I am under the impression that I am a gay man who is also a drag queen with librarian tendancies put in a female body.
Evidence:
Item 01: I'm mad about wigs
Item 02: I think I'm prettier with lots of makeup on
Item 03: I loved Abba (or any Swede band ...Roxette, Ace of Bace) long before Mama Mia came out.
Item 04: I love my Mama!
Item 05: I know that Tom Selleck is the man you bring home to meet Mama, but that Burt Reynolds is the person you star in a gay-porn with...only things "we" know...
Item 06: Any song that is on a commercial for a Cruise vacation, is probably on my iPod.
Item 07: I am fond of mean women.
Item 08: When I hear the name Elton John, I don't laugh. I weep! I weep because the love I have for him is overwhelming. There is nothing funny about it.
Item 09: We both love cozy blankets, novellas, and a hint of vanilla in the air. Anything that makes us feel like we've been baked in a giant sugar cookie is our little heaven.
Item 10: Our playlists and movie lists are eerily identical.
Item 11: We are crazy for Sailors. ..
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