If these walls could talk.... but how about if this mattress could talk? What tales it would share! This blog is inspired by new search for a King Size Pillow-top mattress. Mattresses are so expensive, especially for comfortable ones. So....out of all the used beds for sale out there on Craig's List and in the local papers...which ones have the juiciest tales to tell?
Veteran mattresses might whisper about being a crime-scene. It would say "I could do nothing to help the victim, not even dial 911. These spots are from the blood"
-Murder Mattress.
Or.....a child's mattress could say "Here are all the times I was peed on"
-The Urinal.
What about the mattress of a person who suffers from night terrors? I wonder if the bed absorbs all those bad dreams and anxiety?
-Nightmare Mattress
Or the mattress that has been passed on to person to person and family to family?
-The Foster Bed
The bed that survived pink open-collared shirts for men, Who Shot J.R?, Phil Donahue, and H.I.V?
-The Waterbed
The bed that hosted scary-story sleepovers, late night coming of age talks, and shadow-puppet marathons?
-The bunk bed
The bed that created a family of 12...
-The Sealy Station Wagon Edition
The mattress who is all about one night stands?
-The Motel Mattress
The King size with a step-stool for the Playmates?
-The Heffner Deluxe
The bed that sleeps two comfortably and with sweet dreams included? The bed that cradles you perfectly, supporting you like a cloud, yet supportive enough so that your back feels amazing the next day, plenty of room to do whatever you'd like with your space, is in solid connection with the frame so there is no crazy squeeking.
-Let me know if you find it!
Sweet Dreams, and hopefully everywhere tonight people fall asleep safe and sound.
Veteran mattresses might whisper about being a crime-scene. It would say "I could do nothing to help the victim, not even dial 911. These spots are from the blood"
-Murder Mattress.
Or.....a child's mattress could say "Here are all the times I was peed on"
-The Urinal.
What about the mattress of a person who suffers from night terrors? I wonder if the bed absorbs all those bad dreams and anxiety?
-Nightmare Mattress
Or the mattress that has been passed on to person to person and family to family?
-The Foster Bed
The bed that survived pink open-collared shirts for men, Who Shot J.R?, Phil Donahue, and H.I.V?
-The Waterbed
The bed that hosted scary-story sleepovers, late night coming of age talks, and shadow-puppet marathons?
-The bunk bed
The bed that created a family of 12...
-The Sealy Station Wagon Edition
The mattress who is all about one night stands?
-The Motel Mattress
The King size with a step-stool for the Playmates?
-The Heffner Deluxe
The bed that sleeps two comfortably and with sweet dreams included? The bed that cradles you perfectly, supporting you like a cloud, yet supportive enough so that your back feels amazing the next day, plenty of room to do whatever you'd like with your space, is in solid connection with the frame so there is no crazy squeeking.
-Let me know if you find it!
Sweet Dreams, and hopefully everywhere tonight people fall asleep safe and sound.
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